GOD IS LIKE . . .   BAYER ASPIRIN - He works miracles! A FORD - He's got a better idea! COKE - He's the real thing! HALLMARK CARDS - He cares enough to send the very best! TIDE - He gets the stains out others leave behind. GENERAL ELECTRIC - He brings good things to life. SEARS - He has everything! ALKA-SELTZER - Try Him, you'll like Him. SCOTCH TAPE - You can't see Him, but you know He's there. DELTA - He's ready when you are. ALLSTATE - You're in good hands with Him. VO-5 HAIR SPRAY - He holds through all kinds of weather. DIAL SOAP - Aren't you glad you have him?  Don't you wish everybody did? THE US POST OFFICE - Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor ice can keep Him from His appointed destination.