GOD IS LIKE . . .
BAYER ASPIRIN - He works miracles!
A FORD - He's got a better idea!
COKE - He's the real thing!
HALLMARK CARDS - He cares enough
to send the very best!
TIDE - He gets the stains out others
GENERAL ELECTRIC - He brings good
things to life.
SEARS - He has everything!
ALKA-SELTZER - Try Him, you'll like
SCOTCH TAPE - You can't see Him,
but you know He's there.
DELTA - He's ready when you are.
ALLSTATE - You're in good hands
VO-5 HAIR SPRAY - He holds through
all kinds of weather.
DIAL SOAP - Aren't you glad you
have him? Don't you wish everybody did?
THE US POST OFFICE - Neither rain,
nor snow, nor sleet, nor ice can keep Him from His appointed destination.